Prior to reading this page, please view our sacred texts.
How it all started
This religion was founded after our prophet saw the prequel to the sacred text. While some saw it simply as a funny video to teach people to speak Spanish, he saw it as a story of how we all came to be on this earth. Most of our gospel comes from this prequel video.
The Story
Es la historia de una prenda, verde y azul. Su nombre era Billy. Billy la Bufanda.
Our gospel describes how we came to live on this Earth. Forget whatever you currently believe, we are right, and you are wrong.
Before time, sentient clothing lived among the first generation of the humans, that's right, humans existed before anything else. We call these early humans "The Early Bois." But when Billy, a green and blue scarf, fell in love with Las Botas, the pink boots, it all started to change. This love was forbidden. All of the early bois started to die off, When the tall early boi warned Billy of the consequences of his actions, he left Las Botas, saving the early Bois so they could devolve into us. But, Las Botas grew angry at Billy for leaving them. They now plot to end the world on June 30th, in the great cleansing. And only Billy can save us.
Billy La Bufanda is in a constant Beyblade battle with Las Botas, and with each prayer, we strengthen Billy's epic Beyblade skills, and prevent the end of the world. But if people stop believing in him, he will lose a Beyblade brawl one day, and give Las Botas the power they need to burn the world to ashes on June 30th. So if you value your existence on this earth, you better start praying, to give Billy the Beyblade Brawler/Savior/La Bufanda the strength he needs to do his duty to the world. Keep prayin', and Billy will save us all with his epic Beyblade skills.
Before time, sentient clothing lived among the first generation of the humans, that's right, humans existed before anything else. We call these early humans "The Early Bois." But when Billy, a green and blue scarf, fell in love with Las Botas, the pink boots, it all started to change. This love was forbidden. All of the early bois started to die off, When the tall early boi warned Billy of the consequences of his actions, he left Las Botas, saving the early Bois so they could devolve into us. But, Las Botas grew angry at Billy for leaving them. They now plot to end the world on June 30th, in the great cleansing. And only Billy can save us.
Billy La Bufanda is in a constant Beyblade battle with Las Botas, and with each prayer, we strengthen Billy's epic Beyblade skills, and prevent the end of the world. But if people stop believing in him, he will lose a Beyblade brawl one day, and give Las Botas the power they need to burn the world to ashes on June 30th. So if you value your existence on this earth, you better start praying, to give Billy the Beyblade Brawler/Savior/La Bufanda the strength he needs to do his duty to the world. Keep prayin', and Billy will save us all with his epic Beyblade skills.
FAQ:
Why did you start a religion based on an animated scarf?
Because these are our beliefs. Why was any other religion started?
What are my obligations if I sign up?
You don't have to do anything, all you have to do is accept Billy as your savior. (And give us 75% of all your income.)
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Yes